When her beloved Nan dies, Bexley stands to inherit her house. Problem is, it goes to the first granddaughter to marry, which gives her less than a week. Her sister, Bronte, has other ideas. She and her fiancé, Istvan, hire a hitman to stop Bexley’s boyfriend, Kevin the Kiwi, getting to the wedding. If she’s ever going to get up the aisle, she’ll have to get past dead bodies, samurai swords, high speed car chases, low speed car chases, shootouts, anal probes and choose the perfect napkins.